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dreamwalker

I'd be lying if I said the concept of Earth visiting ETs doesn't scare the shit out of me
Today, 02:06 AM
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MarvelAtTheWords

The sun is shining all day long these days. It's hot as summer and it's lovely to sunbathe again :D
Apr 23 2014 10:40 PM
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dreamwalker

Christian mingle dot com will find God's match for you. They just said so! It's a damn shame God doesn't have a better computer system and is forced to outsource.
Apr 22 2014 09:15 PM
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    malo
    Well, if God is all knowing, he should be able to find someone on ANY dating site.
    Apr 23 2014 02:01 PM
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    Muthafocka Jones
    I wonder if priests pose as young boys on this site..and fall victim to other priests' profiles that also pose as young boys. And when they agree to meet at a disclosed location, well needless to say this is the start of that joke "Two Priests Walk Into a Bar."
    Yesterday, 12:22 PM
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    dreamwalker
    Now THAT'S funny!!
    Yesterday, 11:08 PM
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dreamwalker

As a proud survivalist I can say that I've let my back yard get sooo bad that if an EMP attack happened today, I could eat dandelion salad for months! :)
Apr 22 2014 08:37 PM
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    baudmiksen
    I suppose at one time there was a legitimate reason for keeping the grass short, but I often wonder if the only reason I mow my lawn is because everyone else does.
    Apr 22 2014 09:17 PM
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malo

All hail the coffee bean! Grind em, steep em, drink it down. All hail the coffee bean!
Apr 22 2014 02:04 PM
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    Muthafocka Jones
    Have you seen that movie "Coffee and Cigarettes" by chance? I love the scene with Tom Waits and Iggy Pop having a conversation about coffee, in black and white
    Apr 22 2014 02:46 PM
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    malo
    No, but I will before the night is over. I'm going to look for it.
    Apr 22 2014 05:14 PM
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    dreamwalker
    http://youtu.be/49tTzEifY6M

    Look no more. :)
    Apr 22 2014 06:20 PM
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dreamwalker

Being a true hermit is pretty much illegal. That sucks.
Apr 20 2014 06:58 AM
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    dreamwalker
    Well at least in the US. You can't legally just walk off into the wilderness and live on your own. All land is either private property or Government owned. You could still do it. Just not legally.
    Apr 21 2014 05:35 AM
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    Muthafocka Jones
    "If you find yourself lost in the woods, then fuck it, build a house. 'I was lost, but I have severely improved my predicament!' "-Mitch Hedberg, comedian
    Apr 21 2014 01:10 PM
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    Muthafocka Jones
    But yea, the term "this land is your land, this land is my land" does not apply to folks without money or power, or even seniority.
    Apr 21 2014 01:14 PM
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Grayson

Today, we are mostly jam.
Apr 19 2014 05:29 PM
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Muthafocka Jones

Nobody ever says "I wanna be a junkie when I grow up." Who else remembers that commercial? lol
Apr 19 2014 10:18 AM
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    dreamwalker
    Yeah I remember that one. Along with a slew of others. I wonder when they finally realized that they weren't reducing the numbers of users? Another failure in the war on drugs that cost taxpayers millions.
    Apr 21 2014 05:37 AM
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dreamwalker

Joel Osteen is an overly optimistic idiot.
Apr 19 2014 05:36 AM
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    Muthafocka Jones
    I actually think he's an alright dude myself, I must admit. But I haven't seen any of his new stuff lately, so I can't comment about that
    Apr 19 2014 05:58 AM
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MarvelAtTheWords

BooN, will you please make it stop snowing in your avi? It's spring God dammit :P
Apr 19 2014 01:59 AM
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    booNyzarC
    Sorry, I'll try to make that change in the near future :)
    Apr 20 2014 07:34 PM
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    MarvelAtTheWords
    Thank you ;)
    Apr 21 2014 12:38 AM
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dreamwalker

Ok, Marvel found a cross platform chess game. It is simply chess time multiplayer. Bring it on Boon! :$
Apr 19 2014 01:35 AM
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    MarvelAtTheWords
    Yeah BooN, bring it on!
    Ehhh...:P
    Go get drunk DW ;) Wish I could too.
    Apr 19 2014 01:51 AM
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    dreamwalker
    Bah. Only after the current strip webcam game is over. Admittedly there has been no stripping or webcamming. Though it does make for a better story! ;)
    Apr 19 2014 05:20 AM
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dreamwalker

Off work today. The primary directive is to drink, eat and hit a 10 on the Jolly meter before I pass out.
Apr 18 2014 07:34 PM
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malo

My goal for next week. Go into work at normal time. This getting up early crap is for the birds.
Apr 18 2014 05:29 PM
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    dreamwalker
    I've come to hate mornings. If I wake up before noon the whole world's going to pay! :)
    Apr 18 2014 07:14 PM
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    Muthafocka Jones
    Never been a morning person. I'm a strong believer in "the black man's morning" which starts at noon throughout the nation.
    Apr 19 2014 08:17 AM
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malo

Oh sleep, where art thou? I beg thee, take me to the arms of Morpheus.
Apr 15 2014 02:19 PM
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    dreamwalker
    After an eight day run at work sleep shall be easy today. Off tomorrow and I'll wake up whenever I damn please. :)
    Apr 16 2014 07:25 AM
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    Muthafocka Jones
    It sounds like you need a career change DW, I know I did, working 36 hour shifts sometimes at my last job lol
    Apr 16 2014 01:43 PM
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    malo
    No, just haven't been sleeping well these past few nights....
    Apr 16 2014 09:20 PM
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SATIVA

sunny sunday. happens to be my day off too. well, how about that.
Apr 13 2014 03:03 PM
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    dreamwalker
    I worked. Today was cold. Really cold. It snowed. The wind sucked. The weather and I are at odds right now. :)
    Apr 15 2014 04:39 AM
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    SATIVA
    snow??
    Apr 17 2014 07:43 PM

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