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    dreamwalker
    No longer in existence. Though still felt. Welcome to the Cafe.
    Today, 04:11 AM
  • Muthafocka Jones's Photo
    Muthafocka Jones
    Ehh, I'm sure there's still some Illuminati fans society out there somewhere underground :)
    Today, 12:58 PM
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malo

A harvest dinner for just over 200 people. Largest event I've ever done. The prep list is overwhelming.
Oct 20 2014 05:23 PM
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    malo
    I've got 9 solid girls for wait staff, and they can get a couple more. I'm going to need 2 more people that know their way around a chaotic kitchen area. Probably 2 more converted ovens... unless they have a kitchen. I still have to look at the place. I'm not even in panic mode yet.
    Oct 20 2014 11:11 PM
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    dreamwalker
    You can't cook for 200 with a team of three in the kitchen. You need 5 to make the roll out smooth. Hit up decent restaurants immediately looking for cooks. 200 is huge! Beyond huge. Think about timing and customer satisfaction. I'd like to say let it be a learning experience. Nope you are going big time. No time for learning left. I'd personally even hit up a few fast food managers. They are at least "ServeSafe certified", it limits your liability. Keep very tight tem...
    Today, 04:22 AM
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    dreamwalker
    I think I might be panicking for you more than you are. :)
    Today, 04:23 AM
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Muthafocka Jones

Getting extensive blood testing done next week, wellness screening, I don't expect the outcomes to be in good standings and that's OK with me, I accept that :)
Oct 19 2014 11:44 AM
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    dreamwalker
    Can I drink beer and watch her work out?
    Yesterday, 04:40 AM
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    Muthafocka Jones
    Yea, actually I've been drinking more wine lately than anything, I haven't had any scotch in over 2 months now which is a huge step for me
    Yesterday, 11:58 PM
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    Muthafocka Jones
    And no, you can't take a girlfriend to the gym, what'r'ya nuts!? That's an automatic cock block force field. And also no man needs an estrogen-infused workout, if so I might as well be working out with Richard Simmons
    Today, 01:12 PM
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malo

Offered another job to cook.......the stress begins.
Oct 17 2014 02:54 PM
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    Muthafocka Jones
    Good luck!
    Oct 18 2014 08:54 AM
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    dreamwalker
    I want to be a hit man. That would be a cool side job. Could even incorporate it in a catering business. :)
    Oct 18 2014 09:00 AM
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    malo
    I'm going to do a harvest dinner for an estimated 200 people.
    Oct 20 2014 02:48 PM
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malo

Since when does, "Turn off the stove." suddenly mean, "Turn off the timer and leave the fucking stove on." ???
Oct 14 2014 03:18 PM
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    malo
    I've been offered several hundred dollars for my albondigas recipe. It's one of my Christmas meals.
    Oct 16 2014 03:02 PM
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    dreamwalker
    I'm actually pretty damn decent with camerones ala diabla. At least I've never had better in a restaurant. Though if I had to pick just one country I'd go Russia. Mom taught me well. :) I really would like to meet you two some day.
    Oct 17 2014 09:00 AM
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    dreamwalker
    I'm actually pretty damn decent with camerones ala diabla. At least I've never had better in a restaurant. Though if I had to pick just one country I'd go Russia. Mom taught me well. :) I really would like to meet you two some day.
    Oct 17 2014 09:00 AM
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Muthafocka Jones

So...what's new with you all, anybody?
Oct 14 2014 03:25 AM
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    dreamwalker
    *searching. Though sealing sounds more fun. :)
    Oct 14 2014 11:39 PM
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    Muthafocka Jones
    Seal the deal, buying an abandoned island? On a lighter note, my gf's parents' neighbour's house has been abandoned for 5years now, and all sorts of violation notices just keep piling up on the doorstep such as lawn upkeep, utility bills, etc but nobody knows where the owners have been all this time
    Oct 15 2014 01:31 PM
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    dreamwalker
    Nice.. Some bank owns it. It would be worth finding out which one and offering them $10 for the property...
    Oct 16 2014 03:51 AM
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dreamwalker

Coming to the reality that you've been making stupid decisions for a long time is fascinating.
Oct 10 2014 07:34 AM
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    Muthafocka Jones
    Story of my life :)
    Oct 10 2014 04:23 PM
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    booNyzarC
    I think we've all made stupid decisions along the way. No avoiding it. Some may not be brave enough to admit that though...
    Oct 10 2014 06:27 PM
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Muthafocka Jones

Top story includes exclusively "teen arrested for trying to join ISIS" ....But if you've noticed, no news cast dares to report "teen joins Mexican cartel arrested" because they know better, being within driving distance and all, LOL
Oct 08 2014 05:15 PM
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dreamwalker

I wrote to a fellow Libertarian tonight who is pretty high up. Hoping for a new job. :)
Oct 06 2014 05:25 AM
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    Grayson
    Is this some secret society connection?
    Oct 06 2014 10:27 AM
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MarvelAtTheWords

The past is a wilderness of horrors
Oct 04 2014 09:41 PM
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    dreamwalker
    The past is a dictionary of need. A recipe for evolution, and the unending quest for absolution. The past was yesterday. Yesterday sucked. :)
    Oct 04 2014 10:12 PM
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    Grayson
    I prefer the present. I like gifts.
    Oct 05 2014 10:05 PM
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    Muthafocka Jones
    ^presenting my balls, wrapped as a gift of preference lol
    Oct 08 2014 05:21 PM
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MarvelAtTheWords

The past is a wilderness of horrors
Oct 04 2014 09:40 PM
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MarvelAtTheWords

The past is a wilderness of horrors
Oct 04 2014 09:40 PM
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SATIVA

sorry i've been away so long!
Oct 01 2014 03:03 PM
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    booNyzarC
    It's good to see you Sativa! :)
    Oct 01 2014 07:21 PM
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    dreamwalker
    Good to see you back. :)
    Oct 02 2014 07:56 AM
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    SATIVA
    thanks you guys! not sure how 'back' i am though. not really doing all that shit hot lately


    Oct 02 2014 04:01 PM
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malo

songs to be banned, The Electric Slide, The Macarena, Mony Mony.... more to follow.
Sep 30 2014 09:10 PM
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    dreamwalker
    Every song ever created by Ace of Bass, Hansen, Back Street Boys, Vanilla Ice, Tiny Tim and Justin Bieber.
    Oct 02 2014 07:07 AM
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    malo
    I saw a funny shirt the other day. It said, "I fucked the girl from Hansen."
    Oct 03 2014 04:56 PM
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    dreamwalker
    THAT'S Funny!
    Oct 04 2014 07:07 PM
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    malo
    Who are you? Who-who... Now tell me who are you?
    Sep 30 2014 09:08 PM
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    MarvelAtTheWords
    I'm God.
    Hello.
    Sep 30 2014 09:29 PM
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    dreamwalker
    Dear God, were you just in a bad mood the day you decided to create Evil? You really kind of are an emotional, narcissistic wreck of a Grand Entity. What was the deal with JOB? Anyway I played the lottery today. If I win I promise to quit talking trash about you until I'm again out of money. Tell Satan I said hi. Have a good eternity.
    - Humanity
    Sep 30 2014 10:34 PM

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